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  2. sherlockian-humour:

    waitletmecheckmycitruspocket:

    wastingyourgum:

    fifieldspup:

    Also, fun fact, Lestrade has no idea what a color even fucking is. So there’s that.

    Ahhh - so that’s why Sherlock has to scream “PINK!” at him…

    #Lestrade #The most erotic 50 shades of grey are on his head

    #The most erotic 50 shades of grey are on his head

    (via bbcsherlockftw)

     
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  4. cumberbitchsandwich:

    actinoutloud:

    clairelessly:

    help. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

    well fuck

    THEREFORE BECAUSE PROSTATE

    (via blanketburrrito4lyfe)

     

    1. John: YOU'RE LATE.
    2. Sherlock: You punched me!
    3. John: Three years.
    4. Sherlock: You punched me right in the face!
    5. John: Three years!
    6. Sherlock: Look, I'm bleeding!
    7. John: Three years and FOUR PSYCHIATRISTS!
    8. Sherlock: ...Four?
    9. John: ...I kept biting them.
    10. Sherlock: Why?
    11. John: They said you were a fraud.
     
  5. firsttimelady:

    laziestgittoeverstepinconverse:

    hamishthehedgehog:

    grumplock:

    submitted by yuwiththeface

    OMGDYING

    BENEDICT YOUR FACE

    LESTRADE TAKE THE WHEEL

    (Source: , via gallifreyandeductions)